They convinced you to buy all those short sleeved dress shirts…

…because the planet was going to melt down due to global warming.

Turns out those nice short sleeve shirts you charged to your Banana Republic charge card are going  to go to waste:

A GLOBAL cool down will “march in with vengeance” to usher in a 100-year mini-ice age that could freeze over the River Thames, climate scientists told Daily Star Online – UK Daily Star

Experts told Daily Star Online planet Earth is on course for a “Little Age Ice” within the next three years thanks to a cocktail of climate change and low solar activity.

Research shows a natural cooling cycle that occurs every 230 years began in 2014 and will send temperatures plummeting even further by 2019.

Scientists are also expecting a “huge reduction” in solar activity for 33 years between 2020 and 2053 that will cause thermometers to crash.

Both cycles suggest Earth is entering a global cooling cycle that could have devastating consequences for global economy, human life and society as we know it.
Makes no nevaminds ta me.  I’m moving to Mars with my buddy Elon.